Congratulations to everybody going out for two nights in a row rn. I was you once. Likely will never be you again. Wish u luck and peace though

Y’all aren’t used to seeing love, you’re used to seeing people who settled and made it work

du har ett moment of weakness med en kille 2017 sedan skriver han ”ute?” till dig varje helg livet ut

HUR kan ens alla kvällar hemma gå så snabbt???? Kmr hem, äter och så är kl 20:18. Dricker ett glas vatten och så är den 22:38. Blir stressad vill hinna TA D LUGNT

One tip for getting gifts for people. Just listen when they speak LOL

To me a sale isn’t worth it unless it’s AT LEAST 60% off. I want the company to be losing money or I’m not interested

me after sitting in bed for 5 hours for no reason: damn I never have enough time to do anything

my toxic trait är klaga över att jag är singel men samtidigt literally aldrig svara när någon skriver på tinder

8 years ago, a wrong number texted me and we just played along. We met up to grab a drink and fell in love. After dating for 2 years, we moved in together. One day, I came home to a beautiful bouquet of flowers and him on the bed fucking my Pilates instructor. This isn't us.

it’s so funny how santa only gives presents to good kids but the easter bunny is like i don’t give a shit what you did, i just need to offload these fucking eggs

ah våren 🥰 årstiden när man får skuldkänslor för man inte är ute i det 🌸fina vädret🌸

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

This tweet has haunted my every waking moment for years