I miss skipping class skipping work is way too serious

It's 6 a.m, you wake up to the sound of the rain without worrying about school or work because you're in a mental hospital

Nobody the shortcut Apple Maps throws at you :

Skier goes viral after he almost landed on a child after a jump🤯

I gotta piss so bad but I’m already comfy in bed

Every semester starts with: “This time I’m serious” …and ends with: “God, just help me pass”

POV: you just used your last fake laugh and "Damn that's crazy", and now the real you is coming out...

sometimes i wish jobs didn't exist and that humans were free to just enjoy their existence on this planet.

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

TOMORROW IS MONDAY AGAIN

FORTNITE OG SEASON 8 BATTLE PASS

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

Fuck. New trailer tomorrow. #Euphoria