My toxic trait is if I like a post then see it barely has any likes, I unlike it

When we're apart: watch each other's videos When we're together: watch each other's videos (live)

“Lets hop on a quick phone call” me: by quick do you mean like 5 seconds?

How do I tell TikTok that I liked that cooking video bc my friend was in it, not bc I want my feed filled exclusively with pasta content

Reject modernity: 🙇‍♂️ Embrace tradition: OTL

If you don’t have anything nice to say, you’re probably a big wireless customer

Nothing humbles you faster than being mid-scroll in bed and having your phone fall directly on your face

"Back in my day we had to answer phone calls from strangers" "Cool story grandpa"

If you ever had to watch what you say to your friend because your parents could be listening on the phone in the other room... it's time for your own wireless plan

I'm always gonna watch you listen to the new song I found like I wrote it

Tfw you want to post on IG but you haven’t replied to someone and you know they’ll see your story

What's your dopplemojiganger?🤔

Looking at myself during the entire Facetime call to make sure I look good for the person who is also just looking at themself

Fyi: leaving a message unopened so they won't know you've read it isn't clever anymore

All the yous will love the savings

The "phew" on Wordle is so passive aggressive

No one told me adulthood meant using my phone flashlight to order in dimly lit restaurants 🔦

Checking your big wireless bill like a receipt from a night out, knowing it’s bad but hoping for a miracle

Koala's have opposable thumbs... so basically they're the cutest animal that can text