I'm trying not to look or think about the whole thing, just trying to set myself 'targets' I wont be able to move tomorrow tho, my legs and lower back are still trying to recover from my jaunt to Essex. *STOP THAT FILTH NOW!*

You lot ain't looking after me properly.

I've just cut the grass, got a big builders bag full of weeds, just got to empty the grass cuttings, sweep up some stuff I've pulled out the patio and I'm calling it a day for today - try again tomorrow.

Funny how once you cut the grass the garden always looks so much better...just a pity that the weeds are creeping forward and claiming more of it.🙄

Just remembered I've had nothing to eat today.... am I thin yet? SHUDDUP

I'm off to leap the moon, n'night x

Just seen Ronnie Kray down Asda 😂

i've just had phonecall off my daughter .. 'Hello Mum, here Dan (her husband) you tell her' Me '🤨' Dan 'We've just had matching tattoos I like a girl inked' Me 'Should have married one then'🙄 She's 40 so nothing I can do about it but I don't like em & thought she knew better

Right better finish up and get ready to go & pick some shopping up and fetch 'The Diva' - laters x

I'm gonna watch a bit of shit telly before we all go to hell in a handcart.

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I just phoned my Uncle (The Oracle) to find out how his brother my Uncle Wagger is as he was rushed into hospital with a collapsed lung. Me: Hows Wag? UJ: He's just going past in the hearse now🙄

Then he was moaning about his electricity company fucking him about, then he said I better go I forgot me eggs are burning....I'll give him 10 minutes then ring again to make sure the flat hasn't gone up in flames.

Uncle Jimmy latest: Fuck off I'm eating me egg sandwich! call me later tonight tho😂😂

I've been out to hang the washing on the line and a fucking fly has followed me in and is buzzing about. It's gonna die.

Finally got hold of Uncle Jimmy again, he changed his plans and went to hospital later, so I've just put the phone down to him and my cousin has just text me to ask if its me on the phone to him🙄 We're a weird bunch.

Some one on the local fb page has noted that 'travellers' have left 2 chickens behind and what should she do about it....I so wanted to write ' I've got some sage n onion stuffing if you need it' But everyone is in a panic and I don't think they'd see the funny side.

I've got to go leap the moon, the daughter is over at some point tomoz, she's 40!! yet I'm still 28. The g'kids are coming over for birthday cake.

Also my first born is off for his sinus op tomorrow, I've told him to keep me posted.

Right I'm away to leap the moon, n'night you lot x