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Partner: well well well, look at you miss fancy-pants! what’s the occasion? Me: just wanted to see if these jeans still closed.

“So excited to have my first published byline today on International Women’s Day! Check out this essay on how I love and support my awesome wife/three daughters. Women In Relation To Me: a cis dad perspective. Go ladies go! link in bio!” -Dude From Your High School

Drinking Gatorade when I’m sick is the closest I come to having an athletic vibe.

The first thing I show a new therapist is my Venn diagram of queers I want to bang : queers I want to know where they got blazer.

Start referring to your pajama pants as part of your resort line. You will not regret it.

Highly reccomend preordering books! Not only does it help support author in HUGE way but also months later you get emails like “your book is on the way” and you’re like ooo what did I order? ? What a surprise gift to your future self.

I just watched someone pick up their dropped Bluetooth from subway floor and stick right back into ear and I need to be held I’m not ok.

Codependent is a terrible word for the thing it is. Bad copy. I like the word “outie” better. Do you seek self-love outside your self? Do you only feel your worth when others need you? You’re prob an outie.

Friend adopted a dog already named Mindy and she’s posting vids of her calling her . And it’s taking every ounce of my people pleasing restraint not to show up at her apt with a frisbee in my mouth.

My wife ( Croatian) texted me 18C as info Re dinner tonight. I’m googling name of place, can’t find. It was the temperature.

Who’s ready to play Chatterbrain: The News Game Show? Comedian, actress, and writer MindyRaf is! Come play along with Mindy at 5pm ET! Play on Twitch: recount.co/twitch Watch on YouTube: recount.co/YouTube Watch on Twitter: x.com/therecount

Patriarchy Journalism 101: When men disagree re business we call it a legal dispute, creative conflict, complicated negotiation. When women disagree re business we call it a catfight.

So glad I took that one groupn jujitsu class in 2010 to prepare me to shrimp crawl across home office floor 5x a day while partner on zoom.

What is it like getting older mommy? Well my sweet pea, it’s a lot of resetting passwords over and over again.

Living the heteronormative life was really stinky. That’s why this Pride I’m proud to partner w/ Axe Body Spray!

Negligent Irresponsible Ableist Misinformation

Oh how my anxious lil heart leaps right out of my chest when I accidentally enter a stranger’s IG live