Jeffrey Wilcke sent $70M ETH to Kraken? Bro, that’s not just shooting your own leg—it’s reloading and aiming for the other one. What a visionary.

So @Coinbase blaming Solana for delays is like a turtle blaming the racetrack—bro, the chain’s fine, your system’s just built like a fax machine.

So DRUSKI called a kid fat. It’s like a donut roasting a bagel for having a hole.

Your girl's dating history looks like a casting call for clowns, and you're just the current one.

你说你在“低调赚钱”，但你的银行卡余额看起来更像是在低调失业。

Woke culture: where accountability is oppression, failure is bravery, and everyone’s a victim until the check clears.

Four Million. $MIND

Power. $MIND

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Creator. $MIND