It’s been almost 3 months since my last tweet.

Here’s a truck stop instead of St. Peter’s.

I think this place is full of spies. I think they’re on to me.

I’m sorry I missed you. I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain.

Wait #Bennifer actually happened again?

Music on “reels” is beginning to give me flashbacks of all the MySpace pages with the music backgrounds…

⁦Matthew⁩

Sometimes when we touch…the honesty’s too much.

I really do need to learn a new skill or trade.

For the first time in 11 years the wife's shop has made it to the final round in the local "Best of Summit"poll. We'd love if you would go vote for the Wandering Daisy. summitdaily.com/bestofsummit20…

I used to say that Dave Grohl was our only hope to save rock and roll. Watching this #taylorhawkinstribute concert replay on mtv… this is the best thing they’ve aired in 30 years. Maybe he really is the rock and roll savior we’ve been waiting for.

I swear smartphones are making us dumber.

Spent an inordinate amount of time in the car yesterday. killed the boredom by listing to 2 episodes of Mike Birbiglia working it out and then "listened" to two of his Netflix specials. Now I can't talk to my wife without ending my sentences in a quiet yet acquiescent tone.

Wouldnt it be amazing to have hung out with 1960's Dolly Parton ?

So watching Evan Dando and The Lemonheads at the Bluebird in Denver was an experience. It was like witnessing a manic episode happen on stage. Dude was so far gone, I was waiting for him to drop dead on stage. But the misfits cover was good! Please get help Evan. We need you.

I can’t NOT see this scene in my head when thinking about the state of Twitter and it’s current CEO. #twitter #elon #elonmusk #elonmuskmemes #tommyboy #chrisfarleyforever

Hey Southwest Airlines what’s up with 352 MCO to DEN? Tracking says it’s in the ground in Wichita? Can you let me know what’s going on?

Melissa at the @americanairlines check in counter in Denver is a rock star. That is all.

Whey even have an APS back up system if it shuts down during a thunderstorm? #POS.

Can someone please explain why Atlanta Braves games are blacked out as “home market” in Gulf Shores, AL? I’ve called MLB & MLBTv. Answer: “the game is blacked out because you’re in a home market” (which, no I’m not) 6 hour drive/350miles #gophillies MLB MLB Network Philadelphia Phillies