Oh you a GOAT? Get that money and count up that shit

Sleeping with the thing that makes you sleepy. Turning it around, becoming sleepier

Im the guy who sighs really heavily when he walks past you on the subway platform because you seem like someone who'd take it personally

I skipped my reading group meeting because reading doesn't align with my new values. I listen to Snow Strippers and don't respond to my government name anymore. I threw away my one-piece swimsuit and bought a neon bikini. When I get to the beach I'll just look at the waves

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Mindinterface doesn't talk about this.

I would never switch up on my day ones. Except for all of the times that I have

I have Business Personality Disorder

My very bad sunburn signals vitality. My XL fisherman's shirt (left unbuttoned) signals a carefree attitude. My dirty New Balance 530s signals a life well-travelled. My Whole Foods grocery bag signals that despite all of this, I am not broke

These are my cats, Nice and Toasty

Home intruders being hit in the head with a frying pan. Not so much anymore

Williamsburg, 2029. The height surgery was a success. I made a small fortune selling an off-the-cuff mascot design to a burgeoning coffee chain + speakeasy. At 5'9 I tower over the average woman. The athleisure fits me perfectly; I get served 1st at Joe's Pizza. Life is beautiful

🍒🥝 ENTER THE FRUIT SIMULATION 🥝🍒 SIMULATE: - STRAWBERRIES - BLUEBERRIES - APPLES <---

Double cheese mergers and Big Macquisitions

It's good to have one day a week where you indulge in all of your vices so you can get it out of your system. Or two days a week. Or three

Iam Verysleepy

Food... water... nuance

Can't sleep. Researching gel pillows