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i see tweets of THIS caliber and wonder if this person came up with it at all. 8/10 times i'm right about it. i'd like to not be.

john c. reilly's name announced half way through is like the schroginder's cat of john Cs. you dont know if you'll get an actor or an actor who's not a wrestler.

reddit give me some answers, beta

late nights in the middle of juuune 🎵

if you dont play hard to get, your Discover Weekly will start thinking you like it when it suggests popular Insta reels songs.

all of Earth's gold came from outer space from meteor showers. So when you buy a piece of gold you literally hold a piece of a meteorite in your hand. but bitcoin is at 105k a pop because a few bros HODL'd it for 3 years

auckland should've been given a complimentary walkover just because of how bad this new bayern kit is.

i really like how podcasts are the anti-social media. at least the ones that delve deep into people and ideas. not the ones that just echo social media. i'd rather then just doomscroll IG

#nowplaying colortura - coldplay

mein ne ye lafz smorgasbord seekh lia hai. ab har jaga use hoga

thora theher.

watched a kurzgezagt video on how exercise doesnt help with weight loss cos you get cravings for calories after a good workout. i went, 'yeah right' but then proceeded to devour an entire roll of chocolate sandwich biscuits right after a 25 min workout

i had thoughts and i wrote them down here: twigstack.substack.com/p/change

a loud leafblower is just your quality of life being ruined by work required to improve the quality of life. so is all construction.

imagine still being in that phase of your life when you didnt know how a fig forms its fruit.