going golfing with your homie >>>

text from step mother: Wow... Did you see the autumn colors today? It's so beautiful how seasons change... 🤩 Hope all is well. text from step uncle: You Know Leaves Ain't Real Ones Cause Once The Green Is Gone They Fall Off

sometimes you have to give the instant pot a little slap to get it to seal

me (thinking about my really stupid gf): i don't care what people think, there's so much to love about her, and i love her with all my heart my really stupid gf (thinking): the way it's so 🔥 that you can't spell "health" without "heal"...

twitter search is seriously broken. you can't search ANY words on here without the results returning at least one video involving full penetration. and that's my bad, i've been a very busy guy recently

掘削ドリル #チャコガエル

this is what its like when your job is on the computer, and then after a long hard day you hurry home to get on the computer

birds that nest near rivers when salmon season begins:

purists will decry it, but the simple addition of a parry mechanic into hide-and-seek drastically increases the skill ceiling, elevating an otherwise casual-oriented playground game

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Medieval coworker during the black plague: yea there’s definitely something going around

my opps just cloned me

Fool me once i kill myself on the spot

[5 hitting on 6]: did it hurt when you fell from 7

i did the programming for an entry in the GMTK2025 game jam! a short sci-fi dandori adventure game. check it out and rate it if you're so inclined "Two minutes. Four survivors. Get everyone out alive — or get looped back until you do." itch.io/jam/gmtk-2025/…