me otw home everyday bc i grocery shop like a european

Peso Pluma looks like Valentin Elizalde.

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we’re so funny

please be kind to journalists today. some of us have to explain brat summer to the vox audience

The 2024 Summer Olympics officially begin today in Paris 🇫🇷 A thread of the best uniforms of the Paris 2024 Olympics 🧵 1. Team Mongolia 🇲🇳

Welcome Team GB 🇬🇧 Our heart will go on! #Paris2024

Bem-vindo Time Brasil 🇧🇷 #Paris2024 📸 Getty / Carl de Souza-Pool

Nobody: Mexicans in Paris

Currently not in TX, it’s 77 degrees in the Illinois suburb I am at. And I am cold. I actually miss the triple digit heat 🫣 yes I am crazy.

Me, the worst sports person. At a run club by Israel Idonije. A Chicago Bear Player 🏈

She is truly a beauty and yes of course i want to move

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Say hello to our newest meteorologist Ryann Jones. She grew up in N TX watching NBC 5 and now she works for us. She's a great addition to our team.

Not “She se puede” 🫣

I'm the graduating kid on the nanny's phone! In her 33 years in the US, my mom has raised the kids of company execs, professors, doctors, lawyers... Mi mami is the best of the best. I'm so proud of the American Dream she and my dad have built for themselves — and for me.

this is no joke

me after almost drowning that one weekend I went tubing. 😅