Alright #edfringe I got 2 more shows until I let a Scotsman whisk me away to the countryside (no joke!) Who’s coming to pack the house this weekend?!

Venues booking touring companies, please book shows by neurodiverse, autistic and disabled people, rather than shows about us made by non-disabled people!!!

The other day on an hour bus ride all I could hear was “Mummy (British), Mummy, I need my Wi-Fi!” over and over in increasing volume and I think it’s safe to say I am never producing humans and you are welcome.

Do you ever think about how crazy it is that we ask kids what they want to “be when they grow up?” Just let them play and quit shoving grown up ideas down their throats. They can’t even read for fuck sake!

Finally started reading Mimi Hayes 's book, "I'll be okay. It's just a hole in my head". Stupid James. . #StrokeLife #stroke #strokememoir #memoir instagram.com/p/CiEsKcVPC0_/…

Please RT: I'm still looking for interviewees for my non-fiction book on autism research, and I am desperate to hear from: > Non-speaking autistics > Ethnically diverse autistics/autistics in the global majority > Autistics who have experienced ABA getrevue.co/profile/liamod…

Nope not alone. I’m still hanging about Scotland with the same clothes I’ve had for Fringe 😂😂😂

OK, did Harry Styles really spit on Chris Pine or is that just hearspray?

The only revenge I’m getting these days is that all the guys who rejected me in high school are all balding now.

Underwater Sweetness 🎥 Ben Burville

I’m glad everyone’s having so much fun with Spotify Wrapped. But unless you’re my therapist and you’re ready to talk about my mental illness you’re not seeing mine because HAHAHAHA no.

Me on my way to write the next great American novel

I've been writing for 9 years...here is my first newsletter open.substack.com/pub/writingwit…

Hiya :) If you're on the West Coast of Scotland and free this Friday come and see me in this show about the mysterious disappearance of the Eilean Mor lighthouse keepers! I will be wearing a mustache! eventbrite.co.uk/e/lights-out-t…

Absolutely loved being a guest on Thought Echoes! Please have a listen :)

Loved being on your podcast Beth!

I didn't watch the Superbowl, but my mom doesn't know Travis Kelce's name and is calling him "Mr. Taylor Swifty" so I think that's all the entertainment I need for a lifetime.

I'm finally getting my act together and getting my next memoir ready for publication. I have a whole chapter dedicated to tweets that didn't go viral but should have. Just read my entire history and you folks have been sleeping on me!

“I got into a lot of trouble. When you can’t walk. They threatened to put a baby monitor in my room with the whole camera because they didn’t trust me.” Listen to Mimi Hayes 👉lttr.ai/AI7v9 Mimi Hayes Natl Aphasia Assoc World Stroke Org Different Strokes #stroke #TBI

Any #writerscommunity feel like coming to my first-ever writing retreat next month???