I haven’t cried this much, I think ever.

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

Well it ain't today so

Forcing friendships? Nah.

What the hell did I do that for?

That was the dumbest decision I’ve ever made.

If the USA isn’t your favorite country then go live in the one that is.

This the most Saturday ass Friday ever.

talking to me after you just yelled at me

You just had to throw in the “miss you”.

I’m just gonna ignore that.

Having blue eyes>>

The amount of “Tell my father in law i said happy birthday” texts I have received should be illegal.

“Why are you still single?” Because men keep smothering me, making me feel like the dude and I don’t like it 🙃

y'all ever delete a friend request and they send it again like bro i said no😭

How exhausting.

You are so embarrassing.

big shirt and no bra is what i call relaxation

In this one alone.