Bruce out! #BruceOut

Michael Owen At least you might get a game now, you poisonous little freak!

@Supernaut91 couldn't agree more like, the government wants you to spend as a way of getting us out of a recession total bs.

@Dan_Milne para para para sites

"Laura Garner: First ever 'tweet', I could see this getting very addictive.." Took your twitter virginity because you have no friends ;)

It's christmas eve, so how many twits can a twat tweet on twitter? @RogerQuimbly

Thierry's coming back? It won't make everyone happy. What a sports photo.... RT arseblog: - bit.ly/tHWhb9

RIP Drake

Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from Rihanna Lord's prayer

#thevoiceuk it evidently isn't about the voice, it's about the judges acting like arrogant twats to impress the audience.

@Bethany_LFC is a cheat. CHEAT! CHEAT! CHEAT! CHEAT! CHEAT! CHEAT! CHEAT! CHEAT! CHEAT! he's actually a cheetah; fast to hit the deck #NUFC

@j4mesy_ so you want them to place the decision of how hard a-levels should be in the hands of a student? Pretty idiotic...

#wheremekeys #wheremephone no seriously...where the fuck are they?

Judi dench says: fuck beliebers up the arse

Gary Neville's moment when Torres scored youtube.com/watch?v=ZPO_jd… #legend

Simon's pork balls have been wicked for years....unintentional innuendo

Off to Stockton in a bit. Who decided to put it there?

Boris Johnson was on Letterman last night. Let me know if you find a clip.

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