I’m now not only grateful to #Quiz for the outstanding weekday isolation entertainment, but also for the subsequent creation of one of the funniest threads of all time. I mean...Colin 😂

What a man. x.com/wimbledon/stat…

Does anyone know of any #broadband providers who take less than a week to get up and running? NOWTV BT EE Plusnet John Lewis & Partners

You know you've made the right decision moving away from Edinburgh when your neighbour has decided to learn how to play the Bagpipes.

There has never been and will never be a more motivational film than Legally Blonde.

There's no one I'd rather share my birth year with more 🐷💗🐽💞🎂 x.com/marksandspence…

When you meet the guy you've been watching for 2 months and totally lose your head... 🐄😆 #LoveIsland

Karsten Warholm's reaction to winning gold is absolutely priceless.

I hope that trivago woman signed a good contract as her face is errrrrrrywhere.

Alright @trivago_ukire, I get the message #Euston

Sundays are for Brooklyn Nine Nine binges and finding doppelgängers in the most unlikely of places.

We looked into sponsoring Bake Off. All we say is that Dr Oetker must be minted. #GBBO

ok this is amazing 💩 🚽😂 gofundme.com/9wvxt9-replace…

Baking says a lot about life. #GBBO #BiscuitWeek

NEW LOUIS!!! 😱🎉😱

"I would advise that you either take a seat or hold on tight as it's going to get bumpy" - A fine service on the District Line as always 🙃🙃🙃

Today's favourite discovery. Well done Google 👏

My Secret Santa asked for a balaclava and a knife. Can't help but feel I have just played a part in a future crime 😂

Please enjoy this fantastic video of my friend Stevie. It's one of my favorite things ever