Emily Miller (@miller_mania9) 's Twitter Profile
Emily Miller

@miller_mania9

I have unsuccessfully attempted bangs three times in my life. I write jokes on this page.

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Nope, not a joke, companies are actually trying to profit off of how fucked up this election is #debatenight x.com/Excedrin/statu…

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So glad a candidate for POTUS gets democracy enough to know you can pass any law you want as 1/100 of the Senate-FLOTUS-Sec of State #debate

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Say what you will about the Capitol, but they knew how to strongly lead a country. Katniss is a nasty woman! #HungerGames #TrumpBookReport

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Don't you think if national elections could be rigged Trump wouldn't be the GOP nominee? The RNC picked Ted Cruz over you, now that's sad

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If cats hate getting into water and everything about it, then why/how do they love seafood so much? My new Twitter series: #CatQuestions

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Me: "I live in LA, I can't get anywhere without driving." *spider moves into my car* Me: "You know what? I've been meaning to walk more"

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"To all the little girls watching...never doubt that you are valuable and powerful & deserving of every chance & opportunity in the world."