customer at work said i looked so radiant today and she's right

going out for a little drink on a Thursday night has done more for me than Lexapro ever could

My tweets have sucked lately because I have a really good looking boyfriend now. No use in being funny anymore to be honest

i could be lured into a Saw trap with a BLT

lessons from the retrograde: that prophecy of abandonment is fulfilled by your own self-neglect.

🙂‍↕️ love my mid-twenties

the drinks last night tasted a little too much like “i should show everyone i can do the splits” and now i can’t move

a good haircut really will change your life

Bar cat bar cat bar cat samantha

ever since i fell in love i think about furniture more

life update: i’m still getting sexier

leave it to Denny to have a photo of the Cupid Shuffle creator just existing on his phone

just selfies before my engagement party

i know this is a controversial take but ive been enjoying life and completely ignoring the opinions of others

if it was zayn or harry i’d have to take PTO

added some new goodies to my Depop for glizzy mcguire now go shop!! depop.com/notsamscloset

Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.