Currently in that short window of time where Christmas songs absolutely rip

Hey! If u guys don’t have a place to go for Xmas and are feeling sad and alone just know that my door is open. I won’t be there. Because I have friends and plans and I am very popular and sexy. And happy. But u can go there and sit down. Play on your phone. Idk what you do 💙

“We make a giant Pop Tart mascot that everyone falls in love with and at the end of the game he goes down in a toaster and the winning team eats him”

At the age where I get carded only because bartenders think I’m an undercover cop

I get all my news and political commentary from Snapchat’s discover page.

Participating in tsunami January

It’s so funny that we’ve had all these ridiculous debates and no one who participated in any of them is going to win even a single caucus or primary lol

Venmo would make BILLIONS if you could pay extra to see people’s hidden transactions

Can you legally park in this spot?

Ya know, what if we just all agree to not have a President this time around?

Nothing could’ve prepared me for the last 4 seconds of this video

It’s funny that neither of them are even remotely pretending to respond to the questions

Why is he pronouncing terror like that lol

I’ve really enjoyed this debate. It’s been very entertaining. I haven’t learned anything about anybody but I’ve burned a lot of calories laughing

What’s that one Flogging Molly song with the bagpipes?

Zillow should allow you to leave comments

I have 3 extra tix to Joe List and friends at Sesh comedy Wed. 1/28 at 8:45pm. Anyone want these tix? In LES at 55 Chrystie St, New York👀

michael burry be like the united states economy is about to collapse im long gamestop

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS