Malarkey Miles (@milesofmalarkey) 's Twitter Profile
Malarkey Miles

@milesofmalarkey

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Weren't you the one that brought the mighty eff won team over that couldn't get the correct shade of orange and used the wrong system of measurements? #IndyCar

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Race car drivers shouldn't stay in shape and work on their reflexes and balance is certainly one Hell of a stupid ass take I didn't think I would see today. #INDYCAR

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Savor these days and all the discourse that’s happening right now, because in just a short couple of weeks Kyle Larson’s problematic fanbase is going to descend upon our #IndyCar space and bring with them dumb drama like we’ve never seen before

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The greatest race car driver alive just made it look even easier. #NASCAR Kyle Larson just posted a .000 in #Indy500 practice! #IndyCar

The greatest race car driver alive just made it look even easier. #NASCAR Kyle Larson just posted a .000 in #Indy500 practice! #IndyCar
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I just checked the calendar, and it would appear there is another day of qualifying and a whole entire 500-mile race to go. I'd probably wait until Memorial Day weekend and the end of the #Indy500 to make such proclamations. #IndyCar

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Yes. They will be fed Meow Mix and we have a veterinary chiropractor on contract who will be located in the #IndyCar paddock. #Indy500

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That would appear to be an adaptable and skilled driver who *checks notes* did not push his skills and race craft to highest levels in #NASCAR. #IndyCar/#Indy500

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For the #NASCAR fans asking about Lucky Dog. No, we don't have it. #IndyCar expects the self-proclaimed best and most diverse drivers in the world to understand how to properly apply the brakes upon pit entery. #Indy500

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The funniest thing about the 108th #Indy500 was watching the #NASCAR chihuahuas yapping about how their drivers are the most adaptable and skilled in the world, then turning around and filling their diaper when the Larson chose to stay in Indy. #IndyCar

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#NASCAR: We have the best, most diverse, and adaptable drivers in the world, and we are going to prove it by running one in the #Indy500! Also #NASCAR: How dare you choose the 108th edition of that #IndyCar race over the double dogleg Bruton Smith opened in 1960.

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I would like to believe Joey wasn't pitting #NASCAR against #IndyCar. However, this reenactment in GIF form of Roger Penske's reaction to his comments says it all.

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I know #NASCAR and his fans like to promote him as God. However, I did some research research this morning. Unfortunately, you have been lied to. Larson is not God according to a publication called the Bible. Thus, he has no control over the weather.

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For those still big-time internet mad about the #IndyCar Detroit Grand Prix, races like this happen from time to time and not only on street courses. 2017 Texas would see 9 cars of a 22 car field finish. 12 out for contact. Longest 🟩 run was 43 laps.

For those still big-time internet mad about the #IndyCar <a href="/detroitgp/">Detroit Grand Prix</a>, races like this happen from time to time and not only on street courses. 2017 Texas would see 9 cars of a 22 car field finish. 12 out for contact. Longest 🟩 run was 43 laps.