Media really vilified Michelle Obama for touching the queen on her shoulder, that lady wasn’t God Smmfh

Jokes saved in draft as we tweet

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Tom Brady really lost his marriage and potentially millions for a 3-5 season

Is Twitter really about to shut down?

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👏🏾💯💯 RT HOLLY ON AIR 💈💞✨🥂💫💞💕✨🎀🎀💕💕💕💞🎀: The best time on Twitter was from 2009-2012 you had to be there.

I knew Twitter was special the day Micheal Jackson died. The tweets were nonstop for like a 72 hours

Im glad Brittney is coming home, now people can stop talking about Deion taking Colorado job👏🏾

Tom Brady really gave up his marriage for an 8-9 season and a loss to the cowboys

Had to log in and see the chaos this fake missing person hoax caused …

I feel sorry for anyone black that really goes missing in the next 30 days. It’s going be hard to get people to believe it’s real smh

#LouisVuittonDawn

LOUISE VUITTON DAWN!

I wish I was active on Twitter lastnight when these tracks dropped. I know it’s was LIT

Drake might wanna get Tory out of prison… he needs all the Canucks he can gather