Let’s see how those racist Reformers spin this one. Hero - Samir Zitouni. Terrorist - Anthony Williams. *sits back with popcorn to enjoy the fun*

There’s a Beaver Supermoon tonight. I’ll just let that sink in…

Predator-Badlands It’s ok but has as much to do with the original as Love Actually. C’est la vie.

6 hours until the Ashes. All predictions welcome. I’m going for a 2-2 draw. This first test is key (no pun intended) 🏏 #theashes #cricket

Sadly all too predictable by England. Batting with confidence doesn’t mean swiping and slogging at everything. Will they ever learn? #theashes #AUSvENG

There are way too many houses with decorations up already. It’s too early. It’s like an MFI Sale advert on telly before Christmas Day.

Managed to twist my knee. Bloody painful and it keeps collapsing. Any ideas other than ice and ibuprofen? It’s quite the fucker 😕

No matter how bad your life is, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s a person who hasn’t seen Young Frankenstein x

The term for resident doctors was changed from Junior Doctors to stop the perception of them being in some way lesser than other doctors. That news outlets still add "formerly known as junior doctors" to reports reminds people that they are STILL looked upon as lesser doctors.

The Australians are using the short-ball tactic that we love so much, against us. The annoying thing is that we are falling for it. Someone needs to tell Brook to wind his neck in. No need to give it away so easily. #TheAshes

It’s my fault for thinking we had a chance. It’s not even Lions led by donkeys, it’s just donkeys. The fact I know exactly what will be said by whatever team spokesperson they trundle out just makes things worse. England have got it spectacular wrong and can’t admit it. #Ashes

Just out of interest, is there anything that the ubiquitous Sophie Ellis Bextor isn't hawking this christmas? It doesn't matter whether it's YouTube, Radio, Telly or the Adscene, she's there flogging something. It's a little scary.

Didn’t think we’d (England) get to the new ball. This whole passage just goes to show that all this “Impose ourselves “ bullshit is just that…Bullshit. Ashes cricket brings out the genuine character of a man.

There are people on this planet that think Titanic is James Cameron’s best film. …Makes you think.

Dear England Cricket Team… DO NOT GIVE YOUR BLOODY WICKET AWAY!!! Regards, the entire of Britain. ps. It’s not flippin rocket science. #Ashes2025

Turns out that Isak Voodoo doll I purchased from Temu actually works. Who knew?!? 😉

“Surprised Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn’t be more surprised.”

*PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT* Can people please stop using the acronym ATM. You might think it stands for either At The Moment or even possibly Automated Teller Machine but it can also mean something very different. Best to be on the safe side and write the words out in full.

Thursday is the great tease of the week. So near and yet so far…

Poor old Australia. It’s scant consolation for the Ashes but seeing them sink like a stone at the T20WC is still vaguely gratifying. …no offence to my Australian family 😘