What the FUCK are we doing. Seriously. Get me off this fucking planet.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

I feel like if this is a problem for you, you might just be the weakest "man" in existence. Like, the kind that nature would have snuffed out the milisecond your parents turned their backs if we didn't have modern society. A snowflake. In need of a safespace. A crybaby. A bitch.

it takes a special level of racist to get hit with a "Jesus Christ" while you're texting the racist republican groupchat

Hey man, as one of your constituents who unfortunately lives in your fuckass shitball state, i'm going to have to request that you activate your brain just a TINY bit or get the fuck out of office. May as well skip to step 2. You're a conservative, i know brain activity is hard.

How many times are we gonna have to see this shit.

Miliastra Wonderland has been out in Genshin for less than 24 hours and someone has already recreated Dust 2 with Counter Strike style gameplay. I'm so happy that I can go from grinding CS2 and getting pissed, straight to playing Anime CS2 and still getting pissed.

ass

I am dumb, pls be kind

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.

You already know they brought in the Empire just to make them evil, racist, sexist villains who get epically destroyed by Disney's poster boys (diverse rebels)

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