Your wife thinks you are a slut. So you let her fuck somebody in front of you. That is fairness, that is Hammurabi’s code

To the people who are anti modernity “leave the matrix” types while also having an online presence. You already lost, the Uzbek goat farmer who never touched the internet is freer than all of us

We should all just make way for the Central Asians nomads to roam the earth they deserve it

It is important that your wife gets a monthly viewing of male host clubs so that she does not overreach one day

As a kid I was attending this small summer school in an office space one time and me and the other kids would go to this cubicle that we had to climb over to reach an old Toshiba laptop. We had no idea who owned it but it had battlefield 2 on it and we played the shit out of it

You hate mushrooms? That’s a shit take

em um minuto o vídeo foi do completo caos sonoro para o som mais idílico da natureza

Is night in tunisia a stairway to heaven but for drummers

my coworker accidentally printed an 83b election to acrylic material, creating the world’s first Frutigier Aero tax form

dude its so crazy how "truth nuke" is mainstream but "liedrogen bomb" is so much more niche despite how goated the saying is

Gnarly

I tried to fuck cleverbot