Bruh I really be out here functioning lol

This 🥷🏾 be laughing at me and I be dead ass

There’s no prouder people on earth than Puerto Ricans. And I know some very proud people!! Puerto Ricans take the cake!

I’m really about to be in my fall and winter cozy game bag!!

Don’t be a pick-me, but don’t be a loser either. Get yourself together, for yourself.

Bruh, who even am I???? Somebody come take my phone from me 🤣🤣🤣

There was an episode of Even Stevens where Ren asked Louis, “Is this one of your half-baked schemes?” and Louis said “no, this one isn’t half baked, it’s fully baked!” …And I feel like that’s my life right now.

I literally have to find a way to bag shorty!

I finally found the Yeti I wanted. A discontinued product. And the price wasn’t marked up. Persistence. Thank you, Lord!

Sundays be like: Liturgy Fellowship Bought a dress Bought a Yeti Art museum NASCAR Ice cream

Sing it to me till the morning sun comes up

Because you’re mine, I walk the line

Bruh I promise DL is a 🥷🏾… and I ain’t talking about Hughley

……. Why do I keep losing AirPods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next year, all I’ll be singing is “tequila on a boat, a boat on a lake”.

The effects of me taking a nap in the middle of the day: Waking up at 9p Getting McDonald’s at 10:45p Stalking the internet for stocks, ETFs, REITs & other ways of investing Learning about sports betting Yeah, taking midday naps definitely gets my money brain going.

…. But I’m the problem ⏰ 🤔🥱

Bruh, it’s the 10th, and I didn’t even THINK about a TBR. What’s wrong with me?!?!?!?!

Bruh… not somebody’s apartment smoking cuz the office don’t wanna change the filters…. But they want their money!

I thought I was outside this year….. next year, I’m REALLY about to be outside!!!