white boy orders food in perfect cantonese, confusing local mexican restaurant

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

Have you tried the new AI yet? It’s called Quarkle. It’s literally like Grokzilla, you just need 64 GB of RAM to run it . It’s called ZawgBot. It’s on Perplaxity but it has pop-up therapy sessions. It’s literally GeminiCortex 4.5. The new model Magnum Opus 33.7 drops tomorrow

If I ever learn what this tweet means, you have my consent to compassionately euthanize me

mate’s a genius

I can’t lie I laugh at every single one of these captions

Clavicular ran into ASUs top frat leader while JesterMaxxing w gymcells and instantly CLOCKED PEAK COPE 😳 The fratfraud leader went full UV Dodgemaxxing & Weightcopemaxxing inflating FAKE STATS to protect FRAME after being SKULLMOGGED while Clav DEEPLOCKED IN nuked cortisol

genuinely horrific and dystopian

I am in physical nostalgia pain over this video. I was one of those little lights back then 😭

Mentally I'm still here.

WOW: Rep. Ted Lieu just casemogged subhuman AG Pam Bondi as she was mid deflectmaxxing 👀 Lieu spiked Bondi’s cortisol so hard she paused for 10 seconds and started nervously JESTERGOONING 😭😭

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS