I go to do a shit and then England scores at 90+5? Really?!

Please let this go to PKs and have Ronaldo miss another one.

Only half watching with no sound, does anybody have an explanation how that was NOT offside?

The Guardian on Alexi Lalas lmao

Jack Black has become City Hall.

Still haven't seen that Tenacious D has cancelled the show I have tickets to, so hopefully this was all overblown. If Jack Black follows through on it then he can suck a chode. #NotMyBowser

The couch, 9 months after JD Vance fucked it:

Thought this was Wayne Rooney at first. Way too much hair, though.

At least the goats were fun.

Ope, found the guy who took his mom to prom.

Immediately upset and confrontational. Dude is not human.

A few words for Ann Coulter.

The camera work down in Lexington is making this very hard to watch. 😵‍💫

#LEXvMAD

Why is Cichero even still here?

Haven't defended a cross all night, and looked like we were in time wasting mode with 30 minutes left. Not a recipe for success.

Trump could recite this at a rally and nobody would know the difference.

What til y'all hear about what Eden Hazard did to a ball kid...

Wanna score against Forward Madison? Literally any cross into the box will do it.