I don’t use Facebook very often but it turns out I've missed a huge bromance between Mike Sullivan and the local butcher 😭🤣

There does seem to be a strong correlation between people who claim their freedom of speech is being restricted and people who never shut the fuck up.

We just dropped in on Liz Truss’s pro-Trump speaking tour with a remote-controlled lettuce banner. She didn’t find it funny. 🥬

"That's not funny" says Liz Truss, proving once again how utterly out of touch she is with public opinion.

Because we are really odd, we are running our HEAD TO HEAD #FPL Fantasy Football League again this season. If you want to join us, you are most welcome* fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-j… *There's literally no prizes 🤣🥳

This Brit speaks for me. The same fucking bigoted and racist shit that Trump and MAGA fascists spew is also infecting Britain. Bravo to this courageous working class freedom fighter! 🙌👏👊💪🇺🇸🇬🇧

Me deciding to stay on Twitter and fight

The genius of Tony Hart. I spats wished I could be artistic as a child but I never had the flair for it. Yet he made it look so easy.

So, tickets for the #Oasis concerts started at £75 for seated or £150 for standing. Or, to put it another way: It’s £75 to sit down at an Oasis concert but £150 if you want to bring your own chair.

It’s 1970 and ELTON JOHN takes out a crumpled piece of paper and plays TINY DANCER for the first time in front of his lyricist BERNIE TAUPIN, along with Taupin’s wife MAXINE, who he wrote the song for.

After spending 14 years making cuts to the police, the courts, legal aid, prisons and the probation service, Tory MPs are now queuing up to point out how easy it would be to fix it all.

Gassy by Fanlight.

If you see another article about Labour taking away winter fuel payments, just remember: The Tories never gave pensioners money to help with their energy bills. The Tories gave money to the energy companies to help with their profits. The pensioners were only ever the middlemen.

That feeling you get when your trump becomes a follow-through.

I suppose the only real take away that anyone can have from this is that America has, once again, elected someone as their leader who is British slang for a fart. #Trump2024

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