brian kelly’s gonna eat the substitute tiger

this how i handle life too

if you watching this cowboys game you better be getting paid to bc not even a sicko* should be watching it ______________________ *the good kind of sicko

source tells me jerry jones’s absence is due to an emergency meeting with his banker, something about putting a stop payment on a recently issued $75m signing bonus. working to confirm.

yes they’re america’s team bc america is down bad so this tracks

paying good money to go watch *these* cowboys expecting a different outcome also explains why that man won a second term

what you guys don’t realize is that putting curtains up to block the sun would be too expensive. almost as expensive as signing derrick henry. simply not feasible, sorry. give jerry jones a break!

[morgan freeman voice] ahh, but they did in fact waste a kyrie performance like this

the dallas mavericks lead the league this season in loses when kyrie irving scores 43 points

i love us bc we’ll clown ANYTHING

heard it be going down in that spot

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOmg

i’ve been on bluesky for over a year and it’s been fun there, but this last week has been infinitely more fun with more friends joining. i’m there, same @ if you join. prob posting less here before disappearing eventually

is that bad?

when i have to explain the 2024 dallas cowboys to my grandkids, i’ll just show them this

and with this kansas city loss, the dallas cowboys remain the only undefeated team in the nfl this season

texans vs. cowboys recap:

another lousy cowboys effort

gotdamn this app is even mustier than ever