[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

Subway breakdancer just announced “my cash tag is 080877” Hell yeah 2019

Chocolate ice cream is trash. RT Jon Becker: Please quote tweet this with your most controversial food opinion, I love controversial food opinions

I’m full…again…again

if you ever think you’re being a pretty good parent, compare and rethink youtu.be/Xw4pcGyi8Jk

Oof…“The Wonder Years aired from 1988 and 1993 and depicted the years between 1968 and 1973. When I watched the show, it felt like it was set in a time long ago. If a new Wonder Years premiered today, it would cover the years between 2000 and 2005.”

A+ RT Patrick Monahan: Tfw you switched the samples pic.x.com/JSK8N5pA0J

Sometimes I’m reminded that I attended my freshman year of college with a word processor

Dyson calling his fan an air multiplier is some extra boujee shit

Day 2 diary: All my quarantine frozen charleston chews have disappeared

I have now

This MJ doc is going to do like a 15 share. A pre 2005 / pre streaming /pre YouTube / pre networked videogames / Cheers in 1993 kind of rating number.

I have the body of castaway tom hanks right after the crash

cosign. RT Jeff Bercovici: Boy you’d think a country that can equip every cop like a soldier could equip every doctor like a doctor

I personally have the level of problem with insects that I rip off 3x more toilet paper than is needed

Justin Vernon of @BonIver performs “22 (Over S∞∞N)” in support of the Wisconsin voting initiative #ForWisconsin. #PlayAtHome

I believe in crystal light because I believe in me

some of you loved incubus and it shows

Parenting in 2025: my kid and his friend invented a college QB named “SpookyKaka,” took him from Nebraska recruit to Bama Heisman to Madden draft pick… then ordered Huskers and Tide SpookyKaka jerseys to go out for Halloween. I’m just living in their dynasty mode.