turning random dogs from tiktok into gifs with the gif making app I accidentally paid for is so important to me

LET ME WRITE IT

Mr Poo releases shit from a butt

"you better not be wearing the gay toe socks when I get there" me:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

It’s my turn

Telling the barista that with Anna Wintour stepping down from Vogue someone else will be deciding the Met Gala guest list

Big is moving to prison

No one is agreeing with me but I have 30/20 vision and I’m telling you he’s Michelle Monaghanesque

Von Dutch playing at the club and everyone going crazy see when you make a CLUB CLASSIC….

new SATC YouTube video tomorrow who yassed

this gif of me and oomf at the Jurassic world rebirth premiere having more stakes and tension than the movie…

obsessed with how she authentically just does anything

OMG

this tweet really has it all omg I’m getting: - allegations of buying likes (?) - people quoting saying I need to go outside because I don’t have a life (?) - people saying it’s staged propaganda (?) Like what…. All I said was I like how she just does random stuff…. anyway….

they are making this movie for me specifically oh my god

this is how A used to text the liars

late as fuck in the Uber to the airport listening to P!NK

they should have found a reason for Superman to be shirtless idk