I'm sick

fuck you

dudes fucking rock

04 May 2025

Maye Musk Grok remove her hair. Give her a shaved head. Put a large silver septum piercing in her nose. Make her wearing a tank top. Give her small tattoos. Put her in large denim shorts.

Guy was driving down the street and told these black people they need to leave the neighborhood. He doubled back to harass them again and end up hitting someone car. The black people started trolling and telling him he needs to leave 🤣🤣🤣

"you should've said sowwy, now we have to depowt you back to south afwica"

Mean Gene interviews The Cat on WCW Thunder on February 9th 2000 Gene corpses near the end, left in because it's Thunder (and it was a good line) The Cat was one of the highlights of WCW near the end

Im headed to the BIGGEST and BEST burger joint in the world! McDonalds! Then ima get the BEST and most POPULAR burger of all time. The Big Mac! Can't argue with the numbers!

Re. The “iron Dome,” this refers to a ballistic missile design for neutralizing explosive, not “getting your dick suck by a woman in braces.” The New York Times regrets the error.

The Carp is Back

It's JOEY DAY! Joey is celebrating his fifth rescueversary today! Rescued near Kyuquot in 2020 and deemed non-releasable by Fisheries and Oceans, Joey became an internet sensation while rehabilitating at VA Marine Mammal Rescue Society and after he was transferred to the Vancouver Aquarium.

some of you computer nerds hate “stomp clap” because you’d rather “glomp” and “fap”

this what we on

Happy Halloween

04 Feb 2026

I said in a loud voice in front of the store, “It will be a cold day in hell before I give the queer loving Disney store any of my money.”