I am Mike's alter ego, a more sensitive version of the real Mike Morris. See all of you in AZ!

Arizona has a wildly diverse ecosystem, i mean, where else can you find lush prairies, mountains and a desert all in the single state?

It just occurred to me, the guys from Boston are going to try to make me pay their bar tab again, need to warn Sean about this scam

I wonder who Sean would rather work for, me or Bill Schlough.

As you all already know, I am a huge fan of Chardonnay. I discovered a wonderful bottle last night called Chateau St. Michael, TRY IT!

Crap - I left my Oakley's at home......I know it's going to be bright in AZ this week. Too late now. I'll borrow Conley's.

I wonder what the real Mike Morris is doing right now........

Did you know that my favorite artist is Wilson Phillips? I once attended a WP/Richard Mark concert at the Garden State Arts Center-awesome

I wonder what Bill Schlough is trying to do this month to piss off BAM.

I'd trade lives with Bob Zweig in a heartbeat

F$&@ it, I'm going for a skinny dip in the pool tonight. Ladies - join me.

I would kill for Dave Curry's hair........

This isn't photoshopped, someone at tonight's event was actually wearing these f'ing sweatpants

A word of warning - the Hotel Palomar will break up room parties past 5am. Need a more accommodating venue next year