i am goddam tired of harvesting potatoes !! ~ !$#Q@

The funny thing is that the next lo-fi medium to hit after vinyl and CDs is songs in 96 kbps and 8-bit rate mp3s or whatever on a thumbdrive

Soundtrack of tonight is How To Clean Everything by Propagandhi

I like Rasmus Andersson

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Picking out the bacon that got stuck in my teeth=Second Breakfasts

Is 10 times a minute forty eight (10*1:48) one hour and forty eight minutes or eighteen minutes?

Well, the magazine P.O.V. came out this week, with a list of the best and worst jobs to have in the next century. Their three best were, in this order: Multimedia Software Designer, Management Consultant, and Interactive Advertising Executive. While their worst, for the third

If we're mired in the discussion of Huska failing Flames players, I'd suggest the player he's failed the most is Rasmus Andersson. Just in the ask of how he wants him to play. Defensive zone starts, block everything, encounter the hardest forechecking lines of the opposing team.

In economic news, unemployment figures rose slightly for the month of October. With declines in the Dow Jones and NASDAQ. The reason for the sudden downturn? You guessed it. Frank Stallone.

It’s Saturday morning! We all know what that means… Make sure you taste the goodness of the biscuit today and everyday.

In a brilliant move during closing arguments, Simpson attorney Johnnie Cochran put on the knit cap prosecutors say O.J. wore the night he committed the murders. Although O.J. may have hurt his case when he suddenly blurted out, "Hey hey, easy with that. That's my lucky stabbin'

good drivers in Alberta please take the survey! Divided highway speed limit increase survey | Alberta.ca I added that we could flay (safely pulled over on the shoulder, of course) anyone seen texting and driving down the highway

CFL has a music broadcasting licensing deal with K-Tel, it would appear :)

The October issue of Penthouse, now on newsstands, contains a picture billed as, quote, "The Alien: The World's First Authentic Photograph." A survey of Penthouse readers finds that sixty percent think the photo is a fake, while only forty percent think it's real. All one

I'm pepped that I can watch this again, wearing this out in the VCR in 2025 #ivegotmustardinmyeye Tom Green

I would like the validation that I'm not an irreparable lost-cause of a unlikable loser that a partnership would bring, but I loathe the thought of shopping for large kitchen appliances with that insipid dialogue that would invariably occur. I would be insufferably cynical

Finally, U.S. News and World Report's list of the best and worst jobs for 1996 is out. Last year's best job, Multimedia Software Consultant, was replaced by a new best job: Bio-industrial engineer. And in the worst job category, last year's winner, Crack Whore... (big, long

Sometimes I think that Flames don't suck, but just that they have sucked

They didn't suck tonight; like dipping a dog's leash in jam, I berried the lead