Being this high when you first started smoking was the best of fucking times 😭

this is gonna be a crazy opening to the world series documentary

88% - Of Gabriel Magalhães' 16 Premier League goals, 88% have been from corners (14), the highest ratio of any player with 10+ goals in Premier League history. Weapon.

ITS A FUCKING JOKE.

Man City had 28 shots in the second half against Arsenal. Only John Stones’ goal was worth more than 0.10(xG).

Michael Oliver a joke.

12v10 Never fair.

OMFG METS WIN PERFECT MOUND VISIT BY MENDOZA GOT DIAZ BACK IN THE ZONE

fuck and feed it

🕺🏾

Tia why you doing this to me

Wow $100K bang

I let Washington fans get excited lmao That franchise will never see the glory again

Ufff

ESA RUBIA ME TIENE ASFIXIAOOO

I get the fuck up the second another dude try to shimmy into a seat next to me.

lmao now why tf you thought you could stroke ya ego with me? lol god why am I not a mean person? I really have so many opportunities to violate but it don’t sit right with my soul 😂

I met a baddie with Asperger’s

LETS WRAP THIS SHIT UP TODAY AND TOMORROW BABY TIME TO CLINCH #LFGM