"Let's put her with a rifle standing there with nine barrels shooting at her, okay? Let's see how she feels about it, you know, when the guns are trained on her face." — Donald J. Trump, October 31, 2024

"If you've had enough of politicians, if you don't trust Westminster, join us." What a revolting, cynical statement for a man who was an MP of the party that ruled for 14 years until five minutes ago - and David Cameron's speech writer before that. What contempt for voters. ~AA

This same guy recently flew to Europe to lecture people on freedom of speech.

Simply electric ⚡ Your player of the match: Gabriel Martinelli 🤩

Mandelson Crisis Starmer Acts! The new Private Eye is out now.

Safe hands 🧤 Happy birthday, David Seaman! 🎈

MARTINELLI GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLL LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A statue of Donald Trump & Jeffrey Epstein has been mysteriously placed outside the White House 'in honor of Friendship Month' (via Joe Heim)

When asked whether Trump was right about the link between Paracetamol and autism, Nigel Farage says “I have no idea”. The prospect of this dangerous fuckwit being in charge of the NHS one day should absolutely terrify people.

'When the Taliban took over, you still wanted to stay there. Why was that?' Barbie and Peter Reynolds, who were held for nearly eight months by the Taliban and were finally reunited with their family last Friday, talk about their love for Afghanistan and whether they would go

"Mr Blair, what are you qualifications for taking on a major role of governance in the Middle East?" "I am familiar with the Middle East because I bombed it."

Let's get this news story about Reform UK and political corruption retweeted thousands of times 👇

Just find it weird that Starmer’s donkey farm has gotten more scrutiny than a senior figure in Reform getting bribes from Russia. One is at worst hypocritical (even this is a stretch considering it happened before he was even Labour leader) the other is actual treason.

A grooming survivor was taken off stage and silenced at the “Protect Our Women” rally because she told the crowd her abuser was a middle aged white man, not an immigrant.

They are shouting “fuck off” to a child sex abuse victim because the perpetrator is not brown or black.

In case you needed any proof they don’t actually care about women & girls… watch this. They only “care” when it gives them an excuse to be racist

This story is now big news all over the world... except in the UK.

The only captain in English football history to lift three league titles in three different decades. Many happy returns, Mr Arsenal 🎁

Arsenal through and through ❤️ Happy 75th birthday, Charlie George 🎈

Rest in peace Diane. Forever in my heart.