It’s Ashes Eve! So Rugby League fans make sure you’re in bed early tonight and if you’ve been good Father Rugby League will leave a cup of tea and fish & chips for England fans and some Tim Tams, a Kangaroo and a photo of their ancestors before they got arrested for the Aussies.

Waking up and remembering the Ashes start today

Anything less than a 40-0 win for England today will be disappointing

Think it shows how much the Ashes has grabbed people’s attention when Sky Sports are covering the series even though they’re not actually showing any of the games

The Aussies trying to do their warm up whilst Robbie Paul is heavy breathing behind them

Pass from Australia was that far forward it was caught in Sydney

Liam Moore has been that bad in the first half he’s made me forget about how bad Bateman is

Hearing reports that Liam Moore walked into the Australian dressing room at half time “accidentally”

Bloody Liam Moore

Liam Moore would go to the video ref to help him decide what he wants from the chippy

Think Welsby is playing himself out of the fullback shirt for next week

Liam Moore has absolutely shit his undies in this game

Not a good performance from England today. But the crowd in PNG this morning, the crowd in London today and the crowd for Samoa v Tonga tomorrow shows international Rugby League is the strongest it’s ever been.

Difference between the two fullbacks is like night and day. Australia’s fullback is Reece Walsh, England’s fullback has played like Louis Walsh.

Should be next try wins at this point

England lead the series 1-0!!!

This is what happens when you pick players based on “credits in the bank” rather than based on form

Angus Crichton talking to Robbie Paul: “You English guys”

Liam Moore walking into the Australia dressing room at full time

Reece Walsh is the best player on the planet currently