This is so jokes.

“Damn dawg you really are renovating yo crib” - turtle

Fuk u

My hot ass wife just took a shit in a Denny’s. Who is she? Me in 2010?

Suck my dick i’m 31 years old

Damn back when we were cool

Thankful for bae erryday. (Peep the sick ass Levi shirt)

Lethal Weapon first show on Monday

Lethal Weapon - Volume One on spotify and Apple Music 2 day. Sorry y’all I’m still playing in bands and shit. I have a family now but I swear I’m still sick af.

My 4 month old relies on our Spotify revenue to eat and it’s about to be a hungry fuckin month so hook my family up with some streams breh open.spotify.com/track/7FRIJ7IC…

Places with the best napkins: 1) in n out 2)Ike’s

Lid technology has come a long way. Pretty hard to spill nowadays.

Dyson Vacuums. Doesn’t get better than that.

I’m good as hell at the drums still.