Don’t judge me, but after getting home from work I downed 3 shots of whole milk

St. Patty’s Day gig tomorrow at The Irish Whisper 12-3pm!

Here’s a brand new Spotify playlist for you.. DMV Playlist - Spring 2019 🌸🎶 open.spotify.com/user/22pkfo3gn… 🔥 New releases by Marielle Kraft Mystery Friends Chris Cassaday SHAED Mike Hauser Maryjo Mattea Maggie Miles Petty Indulgences Follow, listen, and enjoy !

Saturday! Hitting the stage at Pie Shop DC alongside @DistantCreaturs and @thecoloniesdc; we request pies thrown at us for every wrong note thx -RadGs Flyer by @Sarah_L8R

Preview all the songs from my new album “Start To End,” out April 28! You can pre-order the album at kaiorion.com and hear it before anyone else! #dcmusic #experimentalpop #foundsound #artrock #indierock #diymusic

*listening to K A C E Y* “I’m glad we’re finally embracing our inner yee-haw, I’m on a horse!” -drem

Made an NPR #TinyDeskContest submission for 2019! Check it out hereee: youtu.be/oH81JRGPO30

"Regret crept in quietly through a hole in your fence and she paid off the garden gnome patrol and she crawled up the walls with her spidery arms and she slid down the chimney to you"

My new album "Start To End" is out now across all music platforms... kaiorion.bandcamp.com/album/start-to…

Run sound for an astronaut... ✔️

Playing a FREE Songbyrd Music House show tonight w/ Skyline Hotel and @allthebestkids_ at 8:30! 👀 U 🐻

Created a new socially distanced way to play 7 instruments at once with "Deep Dream Delights", my 2020 NPR #TinyDeskContest Tiny Desk Contest! Check it out here: youtu.be/qfcAQkGBEGo

Haven’t heard much from the anti-vaxer community lately.... 🤷‍♀️

How come the opposite of “a little” is “a lot”? Shouldn’t it be “a big”?

Starbucks is the Olive Garden of coffee

Trails are just forest gentrification

Is a silhouette the opposite of a shadow?

First song in 3 years is out now!! Check out "Dreams They Live and Die" on your favorite streaming platform --> linktr.ee/dreamstheylive…

Thanks Roadie Music for the incredibly kind review of Dreams They Live and Die! roadie-music.com/mike-hauser-tr…

DC-based artist Mike Hauser shares his new single "Dreams They Live and Die", an Americana-tinged, alt-pop song about one's struggles with loss of purpose & drive. Enjoying the cool guitars, drums & overall warm, feel-good atmosphere. open.spotify.com/track/1NG8URyg… #nowplaying