Can’t share this often enough #Riots

As usual, The Texanist is hotter than two rats making whoopee in a wool sock! texasmonthly.com/being-texan/fo…

Harris: we need to come together as a country Trump: the Mexicans want asylum, they're breaking into our mental hospitals RFK Jr: in October of 1998 I left a jar of human eyes in the fiction section of a Borders bookstore in Philadelphia

Fabulous story by Lea Konczal on the great red-headed SA sharpshooter Plinky Toepperwein. “Her arms ached from holding the Winchester. But the clay pigeons kept coming, whirling out of the trap machine like flying saucers from hell.” Texas Monthly texasmonthly.com/being-texan/fo…

Anyone who doesn’t believe Harris is a hologram and Walz is a homunculus from Satan’s Army hasn’t been paying attention!

I know, right? If only she had a history of stealing, cheating on her husband, making sweet love to dictators, and trying to overthrow elections—I’d feel so much better about her!

What's that, you've never been to the cool blue pool in the middle of the 190,000 desert acres that make up the desolate Terlingua Ranch? Come along, pilgrim! texasmonthly.com/travel/terling… Texas Monthly

I keep hearing reports about flying saucers hovering above voting stations and everyone walking around with a weird look on their face and they’re all saying “Omar…Omar.”

Wanna find out how Katy Vine came up with the best podcast in America? Check it out:

Actually, 2001!

Thank you—one of my all time favorite stories.

The Karankawa weren’t cannibals and they weren’t giants—and they’re still alive and well in Texas. Stephen Harrigan grew up in their former domain and his profile of the tribe—the living & the dead—is the best thing you'll read today. @texasmonthly texasmonthly.com/news-politics/…

It’s so obvious that the elites who set up this whole scheme with their brain feeders and microchips have gotten really lazy, you can see little bumps under Kamala’s scalp, why isn’t anyone talking about this?!?!

Arch Manning to Be Arrested for Speeding in the Woodlands texasmonthly.com/arts-entertain…