if you work for a company that pays for a kaito leaderboard, find a new job

The new “marketing services” cold dm meta is, let me help you game your company Kaito Tells you all you need to know

Pots cleaned, ready for 🪩

Legendary dj Thomas Bullock on the patio at Apotheke DTLA today with a punchy void soundsystem ✨ Hmu if you wanna come through

Not sure what’s more annoying, the internet not working for 5 minutes or the thousand depin dudes screaming i told you so

staying in my lane

New podcast 🎙️ Just dropped a 🔥 episode with Harry Harry Dewhirst, CEO of Free Shiesty🐍 375ai is capturing real-time data from the physical world to stream into ad platforms, hedge funds, AI models and more. With decades in adtech, telecom, and location intel, Harry’s sold this

They’re multiplying

Adventure time

This dude scammed his way into a hundred+ jobs, what’s your excuse?

5 AM Seolleongtang and liquid crack SGV is undefeated

Just pounded the first hot dog of the day (it’s 8 AM)

Do not hit my dm’s with “marketing services” on July 4 Please respect my privacy as I celebrate Merica chain smoking hot dogs

The only Red, White, & Blue I’m celebrating today!

Ameriiica, fuck yeah

Say it louder for the founders in the back

Scheming 375ai

here’s what a social media manager actually does: -content strategy - campaign planning - brand voice - trend spotting - platform management - copywriting - meme crafting - community replies - crisis comms - real-time posting - analytics tracking - performance reporting -