Any Kai Havertz goal against Chelsea is funny. But that was hilarious.

I think we can all categorically agree that SNL UK is going to be dreadful

Thicker than a submarine window this one. Would still send her up for corners mind.

I think about this Mustafi error and his mistake with Zaha a lot. Think someone needs to make a disaster Mustafi compilation.

this is one of the best tweets of all time, drink it in guys, it doesn't get much better than this

Unreal head loss from Liverpool here.

That is a ridiculous referee decision

I think (personally) Eni Aluko has said some daft things this week. I also think there are some shitty accounts on here that know it’s feeding time and are farming engagement out of her for hate clicks. (Especially those taking other quotes from her deliberately out of context).

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Aluko is dead wrong about the Ian Wright situ but I’m mad uncomfortable with a lot of the tweets I’m seeing. It’s goes above and beyond her being wrong and is defo a chance for people to be racist and sexist

Question. Are they genuine friends or just influencers piggy backing off him?

The United Strand thought it was finally time for his long awaited haircut, but the only man getting the chop in February was Thomas Frank, sacked by Tottenham after a disastrous run of form

Which part of England is Monaco in?

He so actually he’s not entitled to his views if they’re racist, we should not be treating harmful rhetoric like this as a legitimate view. It’s dangerous and irresponsible journalism. Incredibly embarrassing tweet.

Hey, get this. The man who drank 30 units of alcohol every day for 200 days is NOW an alcoholic.

Just when you think this story can't get any better, it produces one of the best pics of all time.

There were more viewers of the curling last night than Britain’s Got Talent.

£99 per ticket at small venues is obscene BTW. Hope the venues pocket a load of the money from these ticket sales

looking at this tweet today like a photo of my dead wife

Why does he look like Wolfie from Inbetweeners?