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Saudis in control

Case closed

Steady Teddys /ˈstedē/ /ˈtedēz/ Steady – unwavering devotion to the cause Teddys – bear shaped prophets of on-chain degeneracy Together: They arrive not with words, but with vibes. You don’t join Steady Teddys. You’re chosen. One day, you wake up… and the bear is inside

I haven’t seen a green candle in 9 weeks. My fridge is empty but my wallet’s full of dust. I lost 4 friends to real jobs. But I’m still here. Farming. Burning gas. Praying for volume. All because a jpeg told me to stay steady. And I listened.

yeah but like how do these tariffs affect my teddys?

I don’t check charts. I don’t hedge. I don’t even know what protocol I’m in. I ask my Teddy if the vibes are off. He stares into the void and I lever up. That’s called conviction. That’s called living Steady.

When the DMT entity you meet has a Stake sponsorship

just got a heater $0.08 airdrop from zora after gas that's $0.06 pure profit! dinners on me tonight boys🥂

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always watching...

i think 100 Floppies could beat 1 gorilla everybody just gotta be dedicated to it 💾🦍

100 steady teddys vs a gorilla... who you got?

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There doesn’t exist a single food on planet earth that can even compare to the Costco hotdog I eat a costco hotdog and it gives me the most energy and raw power out of any food I’ve ever eaten When I eat a costco hotdog I instantly feel like I’ve added 10 years to my life They

Blue-haired women and red-hatted men are both keying my tesla. Wtf