so when people said to boycott disney for supporting israel it was all "theyre too big to avoid so its impossible" but when a white man gets fired suddenly everyone and their mama is running to cancel their subscriptions to the point where the cancellation site is crashing

Rent is $2000-$3000, parents are working from 7am to 10pm, community centers and extracurricular programs are being cut, schools are in disrepair and understaffed, groceries are $300 per person every month, and there are no jobs left for anyone without experience.

What’s your longest microwave run?

Aside from this being really cringy AI, Canada Post has only existed since the 1980s. Before that, it operated as a government department because it's stupid to try and make money off of the mail.

Benny’s coming back to Montreal Ottawa and Toronto, Canadian comedy fans, I highly recommend you get your tickets!

Meanwhile most of these jobs be severely understaffed working their current employees to the BONE

But you’re not allowed to call it fascism because THAT would be violence.

nowhere but up

Our new album “YOU CAN’T HAVE MY BLOOD” comes out in 2 weeks! A comp of our ep, live stuff and unreleased material. 17 tracks of pure power-pop ‘n’ roll. Vinyl is limited to 200 copies. Pre-order now from smartpunkshop.com at the link in our bio.

y’all ever think about how if you don’t get an annual raise equal to or greater than the rate of currency inflation, you have effectively gotten a pay cut

If one goes out of their way to make members of a community uncomfortable don't be surprised when that community doesn't want you to be a part of it. If you're not going to treat trans people like human beings, don't whine when you get shown the door

This is why we don’t welcome the hats in our community.

Boom 🥳 11/7

Montreal, Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 is coming to town this Thursday and I’ll be opening for them. Get your tickets, these shows are gonna be so much fun!

Verizon socked away $18,193,000,000 in pure profits this year, a 60% increase YoY. They paid out $11,200,000,000 in dividends to shareholders. Their CEO makes $24M. They've halved their workforce over the last decade. Now they're telling people to work for free. lol get fucked

MONTREAL COME SEE ME OPEN FOR ONE OF MY FAVES! Benny is in town at MTL Improv tonight, two shows, let’s get silly!!!

The average age of a U.S. Senator is 64. The average age of a U.S. House Rep is 57. The average age in America is 39. These people squatting in seats for decades can’t accurately relate to, or represent, the needs of Americans. We need term limits.

Americans are sacrificing small joys like vacations and eating out, selling their belongings, and skipping meals to afford housing. Meanwhile, billionaire wealth rose by $33 trillion in the last ten years. These two things are related.