This is not a fast food restaurant and there is no "insta-sleep". When someone says bye or goodnight to me within the first 20 minutes of a stream it really hurts the vibe. It makes me feel like I'm late and we're out of time

Ignoring the top commenter creates value for all of the other participants and is a crucial element of how this works

Theo is UNALIVING it tonight!!!

"Infinity Coffee™ is a registered trademark of The Do Nothing Company

I am more likely to suspect malicious intent because it's so hard to accept that someone I know is actually very dumb

"you would probably make more if.." stop right there. you're not aligned with my priorities

DOLPHIN ASSISTED BIRTHS

If you can't handle me at my comedy you don't deserve my drama

that session with erromerro and aghostisaghost was probably the season 19 finale

'playlist' really means 'the current song'

unique but relatable relatable but unique

I frequently start to tell stories. I'll spend some time setting the context and then I'd get interupted and no one asks how the story ends and I get over it and go back to greetings and thank-yous

I made a video informing people that it's possible Trump could negotiate a deal with Bytedance and/or China and "save" TikTok. Then a person who has followed me for a year said if he does it will turn into Truth Social or X and it reminded me I can't wait to never see her again

One of the most tone-deaf and emotionally abusive people I still hang out with left a comment that blames the victim and I deleted it because nearly everything she says is bad vibes and I can't wait to never see her again

if you don't know how to give someone space you're cooked and your relationship never recover the damage you did to their stress levels, as they now associate you with stress rather than the solution to stress

When you're done with me I'm not going to chase you around. That's the level of experience I have to bring