Hey Facebook! Stop trying to sell me this. You’re being super weird. Stop

“Ewww gross!” -every time i see my balls

Me and planters would like to wish you all a good nut this year

This is wild. Lol

Dave Chappelle kind of looks like Rupaul. Lol

Johnny Cash should have named that song “A Boy Named Asshole McDumbfuck”

This weird. You’re weird Elon

I’m older now but I still feel like a scared little boy

I’m not a smart man but I do know that Mitch McConnell is not doing ok

I’m afraid if I play Limp Bizkit around my fiancé she’ll dump me

The end of snl were everyone is hugging gives me anxiety

Kendrick Lamar had Beth Gibbons of Portishead on Mr. Morale. I thank that makes up for him having U2 on Damn

10 years ago today 👊 → stereogum.com/2246629/future…

How did Oppenheimer not win best sound? It had all them big booms!

Who’s the least funny standup comedian? For me it’s Tony Hinchcliffe

Nah but i was extremely bothered and downright livid when i realized that all these years i did not know that Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch.

Bert Kreicher just played my home state of Missouri at the Ozarks. Which means he’s one step closer to a residency in Branson

The Ethan Hasan beef is my new Succession

I’ve noticed that Brendan Shaub bleached his tips, so probably also his asshole

It's cool when actors laughingly talk about their old, shitty jobs that many many people currently have.