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Mike Birnigglia

@mikebirnigglia

back up vocalist for tame impala

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Are you saying that alligator Alcatraz, something that was built this year, and sending us residents to El Salvador, someone that was done this year.... magically happened... in 2022 and 2015?

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What if you get on love is blind in Austin and you start texting someone you already hooked up with? Very possible in this city. Everyone is having sex with everyone.

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How can you freak out about a jeans company making a joke about good genes and still believe you are a normal, well adjusted, and healthy human being?

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A lot of leftists will say their politics is "rooted in humanity" but I think most of their politics is rooted in "I hate the Democratic Party" Until everyone left of center can decide on getting shit done being their North Star, we're gonna keep losing elections to Ted Cruz

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The Democratic Party should just apologize before 2028 and admit they rat fucked Bernie. And I also think they should put Hillary Clinton in jail as a peace offering to the right.

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I hope whoever runs this account gets abducted by 20 Russians like that girl from the Taken movies and they all take turns pissing and shitting into your mouth.

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The reason the Sydney Sweeney ad drives people crazy is because we've created a culture where being horny is wrong. Unless you're saying the word "ovulation" you're not allowed to be horny like ever. Which goes against our biology.