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Mike Beauvais

@mikebeauvais

Creator of Quibi. Let's not drag my employer into this.

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There are literally thousands of websites dedicated to nothing but sports stats. This information is readily available and so very easy to find. I will never understand how these people’s brains work.

There are literally thousands of websites dedicated to nothing but sports stats.

This information is readily available and so very easy to find.

I will never understand how these people’s brains work.
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Seeing people laughing at the names "Geert Wilders" and "Dick Schoof" tells me they need to start watching football for the truly weird Dutch names. You're not ready for Jizz Hornkamp or Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.

Seeing people laughing at the names "Geert Wilders" and "Dick Schoof" tells me they need to start watching football for the truly weird Dutch names.

You're not ready for Jizz Hornkamp or Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
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JERSEYS: Solid A. Would be an A+ without the weird blue bit on the black jersey. FONT: D-. Looks like the font from a store-brand cereal box. The proper throwback font would have been Froot Loops. They settled for Fruit Rings.

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Firing Tom Thibodeau is the kind of insane gamble that everybody thought the New York Knicks had gotten out of the business of.

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[2026] NEW YORK (AP) — New York Knicks head coach Timothee Chalamet was ejected from Friday night's loss to the Brooklyn Nets after throwing his sunglasses at referee Tony Brothers. Assistant coach Turtle from Entourage took over in his stead.

[2026]

NEW YORK (AP) — New York Knicks head coach Timothee Chalamet was ejected from Friday night's loss to the Brooklyn Nets after throwing his sunglasses at referee Tony Brothers.

Assistant coach Turtle from Entourage took over in his stead.
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I appreciate that Magic Johnson sees Twitter as a place to come once a day to fire off takes. He doesn't post throughout the day. He's like "I'm just gonna give you all of my thoughts on everything over a six-minute period."

I appreciate that Magic Johnson sees Twitter as a place to come once a day to fire off takes.

He doesn't post throughout the day. He's like "I'm just gonna give you all of my thoughts on everything over a six-minute period."
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In 2017, The Ringer asked Vince Staples and Hannibal Buress to rate real NBA tough guys vs. fake tough guys and here was Vince’s answer when they came to DeMar DeRozan.

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It’s cool that the premise of every Jurassic Park sequel has been “Well, you’re never gonna believe this, but there’s actually *another* island with *even worse* dinosaurs.”