flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it

Where’s my Tough On Crime Lawn Order crowd when it’s a big company violating labor laws?

Free speech is where anyone can be "verified" but contradicting your boss gets you insta-fired.

Man goes to Doctor. Says his business is failing. Says he fired all employees. Says his customers abandoned him. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Great CEO Musk is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor…I am Musk.”

Dental plan! Pitt the Elder! Dental plan! Pitt the Elder! Dental plan! Pitt the Elder! Dental plan! Pitt the Elder! Dental plan! Pitt the Elder!

The Twitter meltdown is distracting me from fully enjoying the FTX meltdown.

Where’s the Swift project going in 2023? John McCall looks ahead with a summary from across the community. swift.org/blog/focus-are…

Surely this consumer electronics purchase is the one that will finally bring me true happiness.

Imagine paying forty-four billion dollars for something and then describing it like this.

Reading about AI is a lot more fun if you pretend it’s just a guy named Al.

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Seconded.

Elon’s brain broke.

If there's one thing I think we can take away from the last few years, it's that nobody — absolutely nobody — is ever playing 4D chess

Here’s Joe Parrish Joe Parrish, the Mars Exploration Program Manager at NASA JPL, on how to protect life on both Mars and Earth.

I never used Twitter’s official client and I’m not starting now, so I suppose I’ll be going. Find me at mastodon.sdf.org/@mikeash or wherever good books are sold.