Still relevant.

I liked Gabriel Arias before it was cool* too. *I realize liking Gabriel Arias still isn't cool.

Go to Travis Bazzana's first Single-A home game: ✅ Go to Travis Bazzana's first Double-A home game: ✅

13 DAYS LATER: IT'S COOL!

My childhood hero, Mark Price, in the exact outfit head-to-toe that I wear twice a week. 🔥 🔥 🔥

Peak Mother's Day experience.

Starting a GoFundMe tonight to see if I can raise the $3.75 it will cost me on StubHub to see the Browns play the Titans on my 40th birthday.

Update: I did.

Took my daughter to see a 🐐.

I liked Gavin Williams before it was cool.

PSA: Gordon Ramsay is in Eastlake, Ohio. Source: Me... I just saw him.

Happy holiday to all who celebrate.

How I spent my summer vacation.

Update: Captained a pontoon boat for five(ish) hours today. Was only charged $70 in rental damages and only took a three-person crew an hour to rescue me. Going by "Skipper" moving forward, effective immediately. #lakelife

Detroit-bound for WAVVES. LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Happy 12 year-anniversary of The Sidekicks opening for Ted Leo at thegrogshop to those who celebrate.

July 27th marks 15 years with the hottest babe in the world by my side.

My 40th birthday is December 7th, but why wait? Buy me this today!!

This article sadly fails to mention that I once ate 75% of a charcuterie board in his mom and dad's basement a solid decade before the charcuterie craze. (I'm assuming, as I did not actually read the article.)