Guys I need to service my Hyundai, no idea who to trust for a good cost in CT. Any suggestions?

*fire in cape town* Every single insta story: 🚁💦

Had a dream I had a pet chimpanzee and the whole dream it just sat in front of a mirror watching itself eat a burger and chips

Just got catcalled by a girl so things are looking good

fuck personality tests. who comes to your mind when i say "Michael"

Cost of living 📈 quality of life 📉 vibes 💯

Underground parking lots are such a lawless place. Wanna smoke? Go for it. Wanna drink? Be my guest. Wanna dispose of a body in a vat of acid? There’s a free bay over there

Generational rizz

Interviewed a guy to come work in my team, asked him what salary he wants and he asked for double what I make. Aim for the stars baby.

Watching the Mandalorian and my mom sees Grogu “that creature is from the gremlins”

Next to cash, what’s the safest way to receive money for stuff you sell on marketplace? I heard geopay is safe.

When she asks what I want for dinner and I don’t know

I’ve been following this a bit now and one thing is killing me, how do they not have any form of tracker or emergency signal thing attached?

Inside me there are two wolves and they’re both sharing a brandy special at shack

Hitting gym in the dark, call that load shredding